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My daughter is swimming in a lake I used to swim in as a child . . . I used to LOVE to go to this lake and swim for hours as a child . . . later in my teen years . . . my friends and I used to float on rafts, slather ourselves in baby oil and fry our skins a bloody red . . . I was so overjoyed to have the opportunity to take my children to this lake a couple of weeks ago and relive some childhood memories with them . . . but this time I wouldn't even set a toe in the slimy, green water (frankly, I can't believe I let my kids swim in this lake it was so disgusting) . . . they had a blast . . . until they peeled their swimming suits and discovered they were covered in green slime . . .


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