I have not been on this Random Tuesday Rant in forever . . . because well, I'm going crazy . . . seriously, I do think I am losing my mind. I can't remember anything lately. I am ALWAYS late . . . it is a running joke with my husband.
This past Sunday, my daughter had to cheer at a football game. I set my alarm for 7:00AM (something I never do because I hate to get up early in the morning), was ready and left ON TIME . . . and then, naturally I get lost . . . like really flipping lost. I was so pissed, I can't even tell you. The directions were iffy to begin with . . . literally like turn south, and turn right . . . that was it. Turns out the name of the road provided was also called ROUTE. Would have been nice to know ahead of time . . . we were an hour and a half late. That's how I work. It's sad.
Speaking of waking up early, summer is at it's end in this house. School starts next Tuesday and I will have to get up at 6:00AM to get my children up and drive them to school. I do not like to get up early in the morning (I said that , right?)! I swear, my days go very badly when I get up early. My brain does not function well . . . it might help if I went to bed at a normal time, which I can not because I need those few hours to myself.
School is starting and I am actually sad because I will miss my kids. I know, I told you, I am crazy. I worry about my children so much while they are at school . . . you see, I am the helicopter mom. I am, I freely admit it. I try not to be, I do, but I fail miserably. My kids are excited to start school again . . . until I wake them up at 6:30 AM that is. It's not going to be a pretty morning!
I ran over my daughter's stroller last Saturday . . . I knew it was there too because I put it there. And I ran over it. I ran over the wheel and bent the shit out of it. I crashed the stroller into the side of the garage and broke the garage door rail and sensor. I crashed the stroller into the side of my SUV and dented the ever living side all to hell AND broke the tail light. Who does this shit? Seriously? I am losing my effing mind!
That is all!