It's A Dogs Life

This is our dog - her name is Mia. I don't call her Mia though.
SD is her name. Stupid Dog
DD (Damn Dog) if she ticks me off.
This weekend she has been a very naughty food thief!
She stole my son's cupcake right off the kitchen table! Ate the paper too!
She stole my daughter's chicken fingers (3 of them) right off her plate in the Sun/toy room!
As I type, she is at my feet - sleeping.
Oh, to be a dog!